twenty nine-

wake up
alone on a space shuttle to mars (predicted return 2036)
or
as one of your parents (your pick)

twenty eight-

create a horrifying first impression
or
feel like you're being severely tickled from 2-2:30 pm every day

twenty seven-

kick any one bad habit (of your choice) effortlessly
or
spend three (paid) months doing whatever you want

twenty six-

be able to morph into one inanimate object of your choice
or
never spill food on yourself

twenty five-

live
on a houseboat on the gowanus
or
in a trailer in a trailer park in arkansas

twenty four-

be able to read people's minds at will
or
win the lottery for 30K

twenty three-

compliments of miss jessica:

be able to eat whatever you want and never gain an ounce
or
never get a wrinkle