twenty five-

live
on a houseboat on the gowanus
or
in a trailer in a trailer park in arkansas

twenty four-

be able to read people's minds at will
or
win the lottery for 30K

twenty three-

compliments of miss jessica:

be able to eat whatever you want and never gain an ounce
or
never get a wrinkle

twenty two-

eat everything like a squirrel (mashed potatoes, jello, spaghetti & meatballs)
or
walk like a pigeon

twenty one-

be incapable of smiling
or
taste cow liver whenever you drank something

twenty-

choose one person to make all decisions for you
or
lose all your head hair

nineteen-

get struck by lightning
or
dive into a river from 200 feet up (without knowing where the rocks are)

eighteen-

swallow a large-ish spider in your sleep
or
wake up with a roach on your face

seventeen-

sleepwalk regularly (to the bodega say, or across the bklyn bridge)
or
forget how to add

sixteen-

forfeit your cell phone for life
or
lose depth perception

fifteen-

have
your head cryogenically frozen (tomorrow) and reanimated 60 years from now
or
coldplay's parachutes on repeat inside your head FOREVER

fourteen-

be
forgettable
or
badly dressed

thirteen-

fall asleep for 40 minutes whenever someone said "dog" (animal, food, kind of guy)
or
bark whenever someone said "sleep"