so would you rather

forty one -

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make great decisions about minor things (e.g., restaurants, pet names, travel dates)
or
have a great laugh

forty -

2010-10-15T13:08:00.001-04:00

be
a pirate
or
an astronaut

thirty nine -

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never have to go to the bathroom again
or
have a photographic memory

thirty eight -

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be able to play an instrument well
or
never have to shave

thirty seven -

2010-10-04T10:46:00.002-04:00

work the graveyard shift (the job can be your pick, but the hours would be 10pm to 7am M-F) for the next 10 years
or
give birth to quintuplets tomorrow

thirty six -

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fall in love with a grizzly
or
have a skunk fall in love with you

thirty five-

2010-09-25T14:54:00.000-04:00

live in eternal winter
or
lose one finger (your pick)

thirty four-

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cook like a pro
or
eat like a gourmet

thirty three-

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smell strongly like butter
or
taste like potato chips

thirty two-

2010-06-26T10:45:00.001-04:00

possess one outstanding skill
or
do everything relatively well

thirty one-

2010-06-20T22:52:00.003-04:00

be undeservedly blamed for
spreading a vicious rumor
or
stealing money

thirty-

2010-06-17T11:57:00.001-04:00

go bald tomorrow
or
lose all of your teeth in 10 years

twenty nine-

2005-11-09T15:27:00.000-05:00

wake up
alone on a space shuttle to mars (predicted return 2036)
or
as one of your parents (your pick)

twenty eight-

2005-09-14T13:01:00.000-04:00

create a horrifying first impression
or
feel like you're being severely tickled from 2-2:30 pm every day

twenty seven-

2005-09-08T16:53:00.000-04:00

kick any one bad habit (of your choice) effortlessly
or
spend three (paid) months doing whatever you want

twenty six-

2005-09-03T00:39:00.000-04:00

be able to morph into one inanimate object of your choice
or
never spill food on yourself

twenty five-

2005-08-30T22:19:00.000-04:00

live
on a houseboat on the gowanus
or
in a trailer in a trailer park in arkansas

twenty four-

2005-08-28T16:20:00.000-04:00

be able to read people's minds at will
or
win the lottery for 30K

twenty three-

2005-08-26T12:23:00.000-04:00

compliments of miss jessica:

be able to eat whatever you want and never gain an ounce
or
never get a wrinkle

twenty two-

2005-08-18T12:09:00.000-04:00

eat everything like a squirrel (mashed potatoes, jello, spaghetti & meatballs)
or
walk like a pigeon

twenty one-

2005-08-17T10:14:00.000-04:00

be incapable of smiling
or
taste cow liver whenever you drank something

twenty-

2005-08-15T13:32:00.000-04:00

choose one person to make all decisions for you
or
lose all your head hair

nineteen-

2005-08-13T00:46:00.000-04:00

get struck by lightning
or
dive into a river from 200 feet up (without knowing where the rocks are)

eighteen-

2005-08-11T10:19:00.000-04:00

swallow a large-ish spider in your sleep
or
wake up with a roach on your face

seventeen-

2005-08-09T14:01:00.000-04:00

sleepwalk regularly (to the bodega say, or across the bklyn bridge)
or
forget how to add

sixteen-

2005-08-08T11:07:00.000-04:00

forfeit your cell phone for life
or
lose depth perception

fifteen-

2005-08-04T09:15:00.000-04:00

have
your head cryogenically frozen (tomorrow) and reanimated 60 years from now
or
coldplay's parachutes on repeat inside your head FOREVER

fourteen-

2005-08-02T09:46:00.000-04:00

be
forgettable
or
badly dressed

thirteen-

2005-08-01T12:55:00.000-04:00

fall asleep for 40 minutes whenever someone said "dog" (animal, food, kind of guy)
or
bark whenever someone said "sleep"

twelve-

2005-07-28T09:56:00.000-04:00

take all food in pill form
or
join a nudist colony

eleven-

2005-07-27T11:52:00.000-04:00

very very strong (he-man strong)
or
very very small (keebler elf small)

ten-

2005-07-24T19:49:00.000-04:00

be the best in the world at repairing radios and pretty poor (but not ridiculously so) at everything else
or
stutter really badly

nine-

2005-07-22T12:27:00.000-04:00

learn
that you were adopted
or
that you were an alien

eight-

2005-07-21T09:40:00.000-04:00

only need to
sleep 3 hours a night
or
work 6 hours a day

seven-

2005-07-19T11:52:00.000-04:00

realize that what you think of as "blue" is pink to everyone else
or
know exactly when you are going to die

and compliments of jess:

over the course of a year
visibly carry around a warty slimy toad with you WHEREVER you go
or
only smell the nasty odor of swamp gas

six-

2005-07-16T20:28:00.000-04:00

be limited to speaking 50 words a day forever (no rollover)
or
turn suddenly illiterate for 7 years

five-

2005-07-15T10:16:00.000-04:00

tomorrow
start aging in dog years
or
develop the midas touch

four-

2005-07-13T18:01:00.000-04:00

be
smart
or
right

three-

2005-07-13T09:47:00.000-04:00

sell your arms and legs, thereby achieving world peace
or
'bed' the pope for a million dollars

two-

2005-07-12T10:17:00.000-04:00

scream every word you spoke
or
send a stranger to jail for a crime he didn't commit

one-

2005-07-11T16:34:00.000-04:00

be
blind in your left eye
or
incurably bulimic