isn't it obvious? the alien thing. only then i'd have to really watch out for tom cruise & the scientologists since one of their main objectives is to eradicate the evil alien spirits dwelling here on earth. but perhaps i would be a nice alien, so they wouldn't eradicate me after all.
who says your parents are not also aliens? it is not so unusual. like this is the way you find out:
jo's dad: jo, we have something to tell you. jo: what is it dear parents? jo's mom: your father and i are from another planet. so that means we are all technically aliens. (they proceed to rip off their human "costume" to reveal huge glowing almond shaped eyes and scaly green skin). jo: that's completely unnacceptable. i refuse to be an alien. unless galliano says green skin is the trend this season and its all over the runways. jo's dad: i don't know about that. but, here's the really cool thing - we can jump really high! jo's mom: yeah! like 15 feet.
hmmmm, adopted from whom? who would my real parents be? would they be rich? would there be a possibility of my being next in line to the throne of england?
10 Comments:
At 1:14 PM,
johanna said…
would i have any special alien capabilities?
At 2:30 PM,
jessica said…
as in a foreign national, or as in from another planet entirely? more specifics sil vous plait.
At 3:52 PM,
Unknown said…
hmmm yes - the ability to jump really high (like 15 feet).
from another planet!
At 4:12 PM,
jessica said…
isn't it obvious? the alien thing. only then i'd have to really watch out for tom cruise & the scientologists since one of their main objectives is to eradicate the evil alien spirits dwelling here on earth.
but perhaps i would be a nice alien, so they wouldn't eradicate me after all.
At 4:48 PM,
johanna said…
i would rather find out that i was an alien. it would be cool to jump 15 feet.
At 4:48 PM,
johanna said…
but wouldn't i have to be adopted if i was an alien?
At 5:05 PM,
Unknown said…
no your parents would also be aliens! like the coneheads but with no distinguishing marks to have given the secret away earlier
At 5:07 PM,
johanna said…
gotcha.
At 5:09 PM,
jessica said…
who says your parents are not also aliens? it is not so unusual. like this is the way you find out:
jo's dad: jo, we have something to tell you.
jo: what is it dear parents?
jo's mom: your father and i are from another planet. so that means we are all technically aliens. (they proceed to rip off their human "costume" to reveal huge glowing almond shaped eyes and scaly green skin).
jo: that's completely unnacceptable. i refuse to be an alien. unless galliano says green skin is the trend this season and its all over the runways.
jo's dad: i don't know about that. but, here's the really cool thing - we can jump really high!
jo's mom: yeah! like 15 feet.
so you see it can happen like that.
At 5:13 PM,
galipette said…
hmmmm, adopted from whom? who would my real parents be? would they be rich? would there be a possibility of my being next in line to the throne of england?
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