yipes! leo is just jealous cause he is neither he-man strong nor keebler elf teeny. he's trapped in this ambiguous middle-ground.
he-man is a great character, cause as we all know he is supa-dupa gay and supposedly a "master" of the universe. as far as i can tell he is definitely the master of something.
but i digress. as a GIRL i would rather be teensy weensy, like the elf. maybe i can also marry legolas. mmmmm...legolas.
legolas is quite delicious. im sure you could marry him as is if you got rid of that hubbie of yours.
and leo i am disappointed. i would have thought that with your big imagination you would have seen the advantages to being ickle small. im not going to go into them in detail here but one thought for you to consider: bunny riding.
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At 2:04 PM, Anonymous said…
What? Duh! This one should be marked "girls-only."
LEO
At 3:52 PM, jessica said…
yipes! leo is just jealous cause he is neither he-man strong nor keebler elf teeny. he's trapped in this ambiguous middle-ground.
he-man is a great character, cause as we all know he is supa-dupa gay and supposedly a "master" of the universe. as far as i can tell he is definitely the master of something.
but i digress. as a GIRL i would rather be teensy weensy, like the elf. maybe i can also marry legolas. mmmmm...legolas.
At 4:46 PM, Unknown said…
legolas is quite delicious. im sure you could marry him as is if you got rid of that hubbie of yours.
and leo i am disappointed. i would have thought that with your big imagination you would have seen the advantages to being ickle small. im not going to go into them in detail here but one thought for you to consider: bunny riding.
At 5:17 PM, johanna said…
i would be strong, too. and i would ride a giant bunny.
At 5:20 PM, galipette said…
bunny riding?! i'm sold.
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